GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then